* Intel Up to 2.8GHz dual-core Intel processor (for cooking sausages on)
* 20- or 24-inch glossy widescreen display (so the kids can watch telly when it rains)
* Wireless Icon Built-in wireless technologies (for your walkie talkies)
* ATI Radeon Logo Advanced graphics from ATI (to make your iTent look nice)
* Harddrive Icon Larger hard drives — up to 1TB of storage (for storing your tins of beans/ pot noodles in)

Gloria estefan was playing on the radio this morning. So I decided today would be Gloria Estefan day. Its a bit like Phil Collins day. but featuring the latino 80’s songtress in place of Buster.

Found the latest greatest hits on itunes. Downloaded, played and here is a 5 second review

• 1. Dr. Beat Good
• 2. Rhythm Is Gonna Get You good
• 3. Heaven’s What I Feel rubbish
• 4. Everlasting Love rubbish
• 5. You’ll Be Mine (Party Time) good
• 6. Get On Your Feet good for 5 seconds.
• 7. Go Away no
• 8. Don’t Let This Moment End god no
• 9. No Me Dejes de Querer What?
• 10. Bad Boy no make it stop now
• 11. 1-2-3 Oh dear!
• 12. Oye Mi Canto (Hear My Voice) What are you on about?
• 13. Live For Loving You Nope
• 14. Si Senor What?
• 15. Oye. no stop all this spanish
• 16. Turn The Beat Around Turned it off now.
• 17. Mi Tierra
• 18. Conga
• 19. Doctor Pressure

Not listening to any more. So here endeth the review.

Disc Two

• 1. Can’t Stay Away From You
• 2. Don’t Wanna Lose You
• 3. Anything For You
• 4. Falling In Love (Uh Oh)
• 5. Words Get In The Way
• 6. Cuts Both Ways
• 7. Here We Are
• 8. If We Were Lovers
• 9. Nayib’s Song (I Am Here For You)
• 10. Reach
• 11. Music Of My Heart
• 12. I See Your Smile
• 13. I’m Not Giving You Up
• 14. Wrapped
• 15. Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me
• 16. Along Came You (A Song For Emily)
• 17. Coming Out Of The Dark
• 18. Always Tomorrow

Overall

2/10 don’t bother thinking Gloria Estefan is any good. She’s not.

Now for some smooth grooves courtesy of Smooth FM

In our office, from now on Thursday is going to be “New album Thursday” Where we decide on a new album, and then visit I-tunes and purchase said album that we as a team have decided that this weeks new album will be the album from the current UK number 1 artist Mika.

Now we all quite like the number one, with Matt thinking it sounds a bit like Freddie Mercury. But Matt’s hearing isn’t what it once was. Due to the years of abuse due to standing 2 ft away from huge monitor speakers in various DJ booths around the north west of England.

Anyway, we managed 4 songs of Mikas new album; Life in Cartoon motion before we decided it wasn’t worth listening to anymore,after the awful lollipop song we gave up.

Stay tuned for next weeks new album, where we may manage to listen to it all, although we will probally turn it off and stick Century FM back on.